Dar, Dream and Dollar

Late­ly the news came to fore that Pak­istan has earned a huge sum of 1.5 mil­lion dol­lars from broth­er Sau­di Arab as a part of good will ges­ture for the strong friend­ship between two nations. This sum of mon­ey helped assuage the crip­pling val­ue of rupee and appar­ent­ly the dol­lar lost its esca­lat­ing val­ue. Finance Min­is­ter Ishaq Dar came out to be the prophet­ic mes­si­ah for the busi­ness­men in stock exchange whose time­ly warn­ings about the prospec­tive fall of dollar’s price helped the traders not to bid their fate on dol­lar. Sources revealed that Ishaq Dar had a curi­ous dream cou­ple of days before he made this rev­e­la­tion. Sources privy to Ishaq Dar said that he had a dream in which Prime min­is­ter of coun­try was rid­ing on an Ara­bic camel in a desert with­out a drop of water with the sun blaz­ing over his bald head. Sud­den­ly he saw that a man, who was clad in Ara­bic dress rushed to res­cue the PM of coun­try by offer­ing him Aab-e-zam zam, the holy water. Ishaq Dar said that he was not sure about the per­son who res­cued the PM because he had not his spec­ta­cles on dur­ing the dream but he spec­u­lat­ed that he may be the sec­ond cousin of Sau­di pre­mier. When the finance min­is­ter called for the pos­si­ble inter­pre­ta­tion of his dream, famous Pak­istani schol­ar, intel­lec­tu­al, sci­en­tist, physi­cist and a mas­ter of spir­i­tu­al stud­ies Orya Maq­bool Jan came up with an inter­est­ing expla­na­tion. He said that the res­cu­ing of PM in the harsh desert sig­ni­fy that broth­er Sau­di Arab is ready to help Pak­istan in these harsh times. When Prime Min­is­ter Mian Nawaz Sha­reef came to know about the dream and its inter­pre­ta­tion he planned a vis­it to Sau­di Ara­bia with­out wast­ing any time. In a hur­ried­ly planned vis­it the PM for­got to take his beloved pea­cock with him which became the pray of a pos­si­bly spy-fox belong­ing to the banned TTP. Talk­ing to jour­nal­ists after the inci­dent inte­ri­or min­is­ter Chaudhry Nis­ar blamed Per­vaiz Mushar­raf for the killing of PM’s pea­cock. A jour­nal­ist inter­rupt­ed him and asked how Mushar­raf was respon­si­ble to which the inte­ri­or min­is­ter scold­ed him and asked not to throw unnec­es­sary ques­tions. Anoth­er jour­nal­ist asked that how this attack can sab­o­tage the peace process? Chaudhry Nis­ar said that the pseu­do lib­er­als of Pak­istan are war mon­gers and they don’t want peace and they want to sell this coun­try to the West there­fore in oth­er to get rid of them talks with Tal­iban are nec­es­sary. The jour­nal­ist was report­ed to have fal­tered after lis­ten­ing to the answer.

The prime min­is­ter was wel­comed in Sau­di Ara­bia by Bedouin dance in which mem­bers of “Kef­fiyah” tribe demon­strat­ed excel­lent per­for­mance, their bum move­ment sug­gest­ed that Michael Jack­son was part of this tribe but the Zion­ist media had con­cealed this news for very long until famous Pak­istani inves­tiga­tive jour­nal­ist and an expert of rape cas­es and cir­cum­ci­sion Mr Ansaar Abbasi proved the Zion­ists wrong. His view was that the ances­tors of Michael Jack­son orig­i­nal­ly belonged to a vil­lage in South of Pun­jab called “Cheecha Wat­ni” from where they moved to Arab region dur­ing the reign of famous Mughal emper­or Aurangzeb.

The Prime Min­is­ter had a suc­cess­ful meet­ing with his coun­ter­part in Riyadh but the Sau­di pre­mier asked Nawaz Sharif in pun­gent tone that why broth­er Raheel is not with him? Prime Min­is­ter replied to the Sau­di pre­mier that broth­er Raheel was busy search­ing the spy-fox of banned TTP which had killed his pea­cock. Sau­di Pre­mier expressed his grief over the sad demise of PM’s pea­cock and announced to gift him a two-hunch Ara­bic camel and rec­om­mend­ed that he should ride on the camel in Rai­wand farms when­ev­er he feels down about the coun­try. Prime Min­is­ter glad­ly accept­ed this gift and direct­ed his entourage to take good care of the gift­ed camel. In a post-din­ner joint con­fer­ence both the heads of gov­ern­ment applaud­ed each oth­er. PM of Pak­istan applaud­ed the taste of Nihari while the Sau­di head appre­ci­at­ed the new cloned ver­sions of Pak­istani war­riors which it has promised to send to Syr­ia to top­ple the unholy regime of Assad. With this the announce­ment of 1.5 bil­lion holy petrodol­lars was made and the con­fer­ence was called off.

Mean­while back in Pak­istan, Kam­ran Khan, an anchor of the famous TV show “Mushar­raf Man­jan”, was once again seen sell­ing the “man­jan” in Islam­abad. This time around he came up with an inter­est­ing announce­ment that all the main prob­lems of coun­try, includ­ing Meera, PM’s pea­cock and Yoga cen­ters are due to Per­vaiz Mushar­raf and that he should be tried under arti­cle 6 to get rid of all these prob­lems. This was endorsed by all the guest speak­ers of pro­gram. Kam­ran khan also praised the efforts of PM Nawaz Sharif for tak­ing the rela­tions of Pak­istan and Sau­di Arab to new heights. He appre­ci­at­ed the effort of PM Pak­istan in mak­ing the King­dom will­ing for the mar­riage of out­siders with Sau­di orphan girls which has been recent­ly allowed by Sau­di Ara­bis. Due to this per­mis­sion a wave of hap­pi­ness can be dis­cerned among the cler­i­cal class in Pak­istan who had a long-await­ed dream to have a sec­ond home in the holy king­dom. There­fore they have giv­en the ver­dict that accord­ing to sharia it is not nec­es­sary for hus­band to take per­mis­sion from the first wife before doing sec­ond mar­riage.