Laaltain

A Pakistani Guide on Writing a News Report about Sexual Harassment in India

25 اکتوبر، 2015

[vc_row full_width=”” par­al­lax=”” parallax_image=“”][vc_column width=“2/3”][vc_column_text]Imagine you are work­ing as a con­tent writer or reporter in a very com­pet­i­tive news­room in Pak­istan, and you are tasked with writ­ing a news report about an inci­dent of sex­u­al harass­ment com­mit­ted by a promi­nent Indi­an. The event includes com­plex details and infor­ma­tion which you think is unnec­es­sary to share with your read­ers. It is in such a sit­u­a­tion that our pri­mor­dial sen­ti­ments of ‘Indi­an enmi­ty’ can pro­vide you with ample sup­port to eas­i­ly com­plete this task in just 5 min­utes.

The fol­low­ing is a step-by-step guide on how to write a news report in Pak­istan about sex­u­al harass­ment (or any oth­er crime or ‘sin’) com­mit­ted by an Indi­an celebrity:[/vc_column_text][vc_row_inner css=”.vc_custom_1445771097247{margin-left: 20px !important;}”][vc_column_inner el_class=”” width=“1/1”][vc_column_text]

1. First and fore­most, inves­ti­gate their views about Pak­istan, Pak­ista­nis, Pak­istani artists, Pak­istani latrines, etc.

[/vc_column_text][vc_column_text css=”.vc_custom_1445769419922{margin-top: ‑20px !important;background-color: #dbdb­db !impor­tant;}”]

2. If you find noth­ing on this, or their views about Pak­istan are pos­i­tive, you don’t need to write the news report at all.

[/vc_column_text][vc_column_text css=”.vc_custom_1445770822765{margin-top: ‑20px !impor­tant;}”]

3. If by any chance, you find that they have pre­vi­ous­ly expressed neg­a­tive views about Pak­istan or Pak­ista­nis, then hur­ray, you’ve hit the jack­pot! From here on, the job is easy.

[/vc_column_text][vc_column_text css=”.vc_custom_1445771834518{margin-top: ‑20px !important;background-color: #dbdb­db !impor­tant;}”]

4. Present this per­son in your ‘news report’ as an ene­my of the entire coun­try.

[/vc_column_text][vc_column_text css=”.vc_custom_1445770859305{margin-top: ‑20px !impor­tant;}”]

5. Through­out your report, you may use the phrase ‘Pak­istan mukhalif’ as an adjec­tive when­ev­er the per­son is men­tioned.

[/vc_column_text][vc_column_text css=”.vc_custom_1445769660218{margin-top: ‑20px !important;background-color: #dbdb­db !impor­tant;}”]

6. Although a hasty men­tion of the event which you are actu­al­ly report­ing is not nec­es­sary, for the sake of uphold­ing good jour­nal­is­tic prac­tice you can add a phrase or even an entire sen­tence about it.

[/vc_column_text][vc_column_text css=”.vc_custom_1445770887960{margin-top: ‑20px !impor­tant;}”]

7. Though post-mod­ernism is an artis­tic and philo­soph­i­cal move­ment, it also pro­vides us the free­dom to erad­i­cate con­ser­v­a­tive jour­nal­is­tic for­mats and stan­dards. So, it is per­fect­ly accept­able if your news report is not strict­ly objec­tive. From this event you should eas­i­ly deduce that these sorts of events are becom­ing a norm in India, and Indi­an soci­ety as a whole is head­ing towards the deep­est pits of immoral­i­ty, inde­cen­cy and shame­less­ness.

[/vc_column_text][vc_column_text css=”.vc_custom_1445771502938{margin-top: ‑20px !important;background-color: #dbdb­db !impor­tant;}”]

8. Your new report should be round­ed off with two con­clu­sions:

[/vc_column_text][vc_column_text css=”.vc_custom_1445771540135{margin-top: ‑30px !important;margin-left: 10px !important;background-color: #dbdb­db !impor­tant;}”](i). Indi­ans who are against Pak­istan, or any­thing remote­ly Pak­istan-relat­ed, are inher­ent­ly and genet­i­cal­ly immoral.

(ii). A poet­ic (or divine) jus­tice is await­ing every Indi­an who fits into the above category.[/vc_column_text][vc_column_text css=”.vc_custom_1445770933447{margin-top: ‑20px !impor­tant;}”]

9. Great! You’ve suc­cess­ful­ly cre­at­ed a stun­ning piece of jour­nal­ism which will not only get print­ed by any main­stream media group but will undoubt­ed­ly get thou­sands of likes, abu­sive com­ments and heavy web traf­fic.

[/vc_column_text][/vc_column_inner][/vc_row_inner][/vc_column][vc_column width=“1/3” css=”.vc_custom_1445771927256{background-color: #dbdb­db !important;}”][vc_empty_space height=“300”][vc_column_text css=”.vc_custom_1445774630981{margin-top: 8px !important;margin-right: 8px !important;margin-bottom: 8px !important;margin-left: 8px !impor­tant;}”]On Octo­ber 23, 2015 Express News pub­lished an insen­si­tive report regard­ing the Indi­an singer Abhi­jeet Bhat­tacharya’s sex­u­al harass­ment case. Although, there is no doubt that;
1. Indo-Pak rela­tion­ship is get­ting worse
2. And reli­gious fanati­cism is on the rise in India
But to pop­u­lar­ize its con­tent, main­stream Pak­istani media these days is heav­i­ly and need­less­ly report­ing events from these two angles which has noth­ing to do with either Indo-Pak rela­tions or reli­gious fanati­cism in India.
[/vc_column_text][vc_empty_space height=“300”][/vc_column][/vc_row][vc_row full_width=”” par­al­lax=”” parallax_image=“”][vc_column width=“2/3”][vc_row_inner css=”.vc_custom_1445783028220{margin-top: ‑20px !important;}”][vc_column_inner el_class=”” width=“1/1”][vc_column_text]

Final­ly, this arti­cle will draw two con­clu­sions of its own:

[/vc_column_text][vc_column_text css=”.vc_custom_1445783057828{margin-top: ‑20px !important;margin-left: 20px !impor­tant;}”]

1. Accord­ing to Alexa, the Urdu web­site of Express News is ranked at 15 in Pak­istan right after Wikipedia and Twit­ter. While we should avoid pass­ing any sweep­ing state­ments, it is hard to ignore that a large pro­por­tion of this traf­fic has been attract­ed by just feed­ing the mass­es what they real­ly want to hear; by sug­ar­coat­ing the actu­al facts and by giv­ing exag­ger­at­ed opin­ions and analy­sis.

[/vc_column_text][vc_column_text css=”.vc_custom_1445783070873{margin-top: ‑20px !impor­tant;}”]

2. The recent rise in reli­gious fanati­cism in India does not mean that if Indi­ans are los­ing their shit, it nec­es­sar­i­ly implies that our shit should also hit the fan.

[/vc_column_text][/vc_column_inner][/vc_row_inner][/vc_column][vc_column width=“1/3”][vc_empty_space height=“50”][vc_single_image image=“13192” alignment=“center” border_color=“grey” img_link_large=“yes” img_link_target=“_blank” css_animation=“bottom-to-top” img_size=“300x256”][/vc_column][/vc_row]

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *